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A True Green Idea that is not political, not taxable !! by Peter Fleming, Malibu Real Estate Confidential

September 14, 2009

beach2By Peter Fleming, Malibu Real Estate Confidential

 

My innovative engineer/inventor client, BOB LYNCH has come up with a wonderful GREEN IDEA for all Malibu greenies. Here is the unique opportunity for green spirited Malibu residents to truly help solve the energy crisis. An opportunity for the famous and not famous of Malibu to visually set a leadership example for all America!

 

This is an energy conservation based plan can be started immediately.  The power savings are massive. 

 

First a brief physics lesson: any engineer is aware that using electricity to heat air is a highly inefficient use of power.  It’s a fact: most of the modern world uses electric power to dry laundry, and it’s the greatest waste of power known to man.

 

The solution is simple; it’s called a clothes line.  The technology has been perfected for years.  When I was young, we had clothes lines in most back yards.  There were no electric clothes dryers.  The process was 100% efficient.  All the clothes were dried with no energy input other than my mother clipping the clothes to the rope.

 

While we’re at it, Malibu’s other green aspect.  Greenies believe switching to fluorescent bulbs is a badge of honor.  However, the power savings are so miniscule that they are only cited in savings over a ten year period.  Malibu’s clothes line plan would instantly bring us power savings to immediately dwarf any attempt at Malibu light bulb savings.  It’s okay to forget those funny looking bulbs.

 

Malibu’s ultimate green badge of honor; on the beach, the clothes lines would be strung on the decks in front of the sand.  Talk about great aerial shots.  For the rest of Malibu, in the hills, the canyons, the laundry would be placed for the entire world to see what’s going on.  Any Malibu neighbors who object to bras and underwear can use enclosed courts.  The results in Malibu’s new lower consumption of electricity will help millions to see the light.   And the landscape will look like a visit from Cristo.  THIS is  good Malibu public relations.  And not the shallow doings of the City Council hiring a PR firm.

 

Greenies can visualize the day when all of the Malibu has visible hanging cloths lines with a rainbow of colors waving in the Malibu breezes. Malibu can create a timeless new look from the beaches to the hills!

 

Thanks to Bob Lynch, the engineer who discovered the anthropological prevention and cure to lower back pain.

 

At Malibu Real Estate Confidential, we’d love to hear from you – about real estate, freedom, citizenship and home ownership.  You can reach Peter Fleming directly at 310-454-1373 or email him at peterfleming@earthlink.net.  For all your home buying and selling needs shouldn’t you choose a real estate agent with a seasoned attitude and a commitment to home ownership?

 

 

 


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